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Thursday, April 18, 2024


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I haven't gotten a good dildo ad in months. I turned 60 and now all I get are ads for senior discounts on things I am not old enough for. And never will be old enough for!

Well now you have me sorting through 100,000+ junk emails to find the perfect one to post, and yet my mind is still contemplating how one does not just go straight for the salted caramel ice cream after brushing their teeth because hey...they just can't get enough of that flavor!

P.S. Particularly missed that Snark!

Um, can you forward me a link to this? It’s for a friend. (Particularly interested in that joint pain cure)

“You'll sooner find me hitting 'Add To Cart' for that ubiquitous sex toy that turns you into a conjoined twin with your partner while promising to improve your bladder control, blood pressure, and joint pain.“

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