Now for something lighter...
We've all been there. Whether it's simply the spirit of the event, the end of a long work week, a celebration, or a night out where one shot just leads to five - it is the rare one among us who has not relied on the kindness of friends or even strangers to keep us from hurting ourselves when substances are in the driver's seat.
While we all contend with the availability of Jose' Cuervo and Captain Morgan, and their ability to knock us on our asses, Mother Nature has a few tricks up her sleeves. In fact, she might well be the most interesting woman in the world.
We are all familiar with marijuana and mushrooms, but hidden in plain sight, there are some sneaky flora and fauna which contain psychedelic properties that can land even a large mammal on its ass. Like "mad honey".
A product of the rhododendron, this stuff gives our escape options a run for their money.
Kudos to the good hearted humans who rendered aid to this young Yogi bear cub in Turkey, high out of its mind after throwing back one too many slurps.
Bear cub high on hallucinogenic “mad honey” rescued by park rangershttps://t.co/tn8BiD8g9j pic.twitter.com/jTU0LBNRHz
— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) August 12, 2022
Brings to mind this gem...
But back to our compromised furry friend. When asked the sobriety test question, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" she had no idea what or where the woods are.
While the little girl made a full recovery after sobering up, there is nothing to prevent this Booboo from happening again. After all, it's always five o'clock somewhere.
Sing it, Baloo..
Look for the bear necessities
The simple bear necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bear necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bear necessities of life
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