Proving that if you build it they will cum come, a Chinese hospital has opened up a sex wing to encuorage couples looking to reproduce.
Yes, once the haven of car mishaps, trips, falls, broken bones, and accidental slips of the Ginsu, the Songziniao Hospital in Wuhan now offers rooms best likened to a no-tell motel, not an institute of life saving medicine.
Sex toys, porn videos, instructional tapes and books, red gauze draped seductively, and even fertility experts on hand in case a couple needs advice - the rooms rent out for roughly $140 a night.

Porn may put them in the mood, but it seems what they may benefit from the most is that advice. According to a sex professor at Huazhong Normal University, he once treated a couple who just could not get pregnant. They tried for three years to no avail. Red gauze and repeated viewings of Dongzilla be damned!
Turns out the man kept mistaking her belly button for her vagina. And so did she... apparently.
Yeah.
Gives new meaning to Fat Bastard's "Get into mah belly!" line, huh?
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