I love soccer.
Whoa. I know, you're glad you were sitting down for that, huh?
That being said, I actually have begun to enjoy the ignorant American comments which have run rampant since the World Cup began June 11th. From the ones who can't distinguish a soccer ball from any other type of sporting equipment, to the blowhards to proclaim "0-0 is not a score", "nothing happens," and "it's boring," to Glenn Beck's truly craptastic rant:
“I don’t get the baseball thing, but the soccer thing, I hate it so much — probably because the rest of the world likes it so much, and they riot over it, and they continually try to jam it down our throat… It doesn’t matter how you sell it to us. It doesn’t matter how many celebrities you get. It doesn’t matter how many bars open early. It doesn’t matter how many beer commercials they run. We don’t want the World Cup. We don’t like the World Cup. We don’t like soccer. We want nothing to do with it. You can package it any way — you can spend all kinds of money. You can force it on our television sets. We will not enjoy the World Cup.”
I laugh because sometimes ignorance is just plain funny. And when Glennda goes all 2 year old, believing if he closes his eyes, whatever he doesn't like disappears? That is hilarious.
Because in all of the above cases, especially Beck's, they are just plain wrong.
Look, I don't give a rat's red rump about basketball. Football is a waste of my time. Baseball puts me to sleep. And NASCAR has no place in my viewing schedule. But the fact that I don't enjoy or embrace these sports doesn't make them less real to other people, and their enjoyment of them doesn't threaten me in the least.
Yet somehow, soccer scares the bejesus out of some people.
As for 0-0? If you understand the game, a helluva lot went on in the 90 minutes that ended in a draw. The men or women did not sit on the pitch and play Tiddlywinks for an hour and half. It wasn't a waste of time, and I guarantee you it wasn't boring.
It takes a level of athleticism that truly cannot be appreciated until you watch a game and realize the players don't stop moving. It's not like football where 10 seconds somehow magically morphs to 25 minutes. The average midfielder runs over 7 miles a game.
And to those who think, "Well hell, anyone can kick a ball." Really? Give it a shot. Switch a field and see how accurate you are. It takes years of practice and dedication to honing the skills necessary to lift, bend, and deliver that ball from one side of the field to THE FOOT of another player.
Take a corner kick and see if you even come close to the goal.
As for Beck's assertion that the rest of the world ...continually try to jam it down our throat?
News flash, Glenn. The rest of the world doesn't give two shits in a whirlwind whether we play the game or not. THEY - meaning every other country - play the game. We are late to the party, and believe me our attendance is not mandatory. The world has been playing soccer for centuries without our help.
It IS the world's game. Not football, Glenn, futbal. And the World Cup is an accurate moniker for this event, as opposed to the World Series, or the World Champions in the Super Bowl, because it actually involves, you know, THE WORLD.
We don’t want the World Cup. We don’t like the World Cup. We don’t like soccer. We want nothing to do with it.
I loved that. Laughed my ass off at it actually.
Beck, YOU are not WE. And your ignorance of the game won't make it go away. Step outside your BS bubble over Labor Day weekend. Hell, here's an open invite to Austin, Texas. I'll be your host for the Labor Day Cup, sponsored by my daughters' competitive club. You can feast your eyes on just how WE don't like soccer. There will be over 500 teams from all over the country in attendance. Watch some games. Talk to the spectators, talk to the players, the trainers. See if they want nothing to do with it. (Can't get to Austin? Pick a city - there are competitive clubs EVERYWHERE with truly stellar talent at every age.)
Finally, let's take this little nugget: We will not enjoy the World Cup.
Well, gee, looky there - wrong again. There's been a heck of a lot of enjoying going on everywhere I look. Bars, restaurants, home parties, cinemas streaming the games on their huge screens. It looks a lot like enjoyment to me.
I spent this afternoon at a viewing party with a bunch of 13 year old Division 1 competitive players (translation: they can kick ass), and while they all have favorite teams playing in the World Cup (because they follow the international play throughout the year - not just the domestic MLS teams - and admire so many of the players - Carson's team is Spain - mine too), today they were cheering on the men who were bringing their sport to the fore - the US Men's National team - a team comprised of players who play on club teams all over the world. For example, Tim Howard - the keeper - is generally acknowledged as one of the top 10 keepers IN THE WORLD, and plays for Everton in the English Premier League.
And because they "get" it, there were cheers during the game, a lot of coaching from the sidelines, and finally, tears when it was over.
And to those who have pissed themselves with glee today over the USA's defeat by Ghana, thinking that now we'll stop watching, stop talking about soccer, that somehow YOU WIN?
Think again.
Was the USA defeat a hard one? Yes. Especially to anyone who knows the game, and appreciates the devastating effect a single goal can have. Anyone who understands the demands being made on the bodies of those young men as they played 94 minutes, then rolled into two 15 minute overtimes broken only by a single minute of halftime, knew how hard they were trying to turn the tide in those final desperate minutes.
There is a reason you saw players drop to the field when the final whistle blew signaling Ghana's win. Their tears were as much from exhaustion as from the disappointment of watching a dream stay 1 goal out of reach.
But the World Cup didn't end today. WE will still be watching it every day until a new WORLD CHAMPION raises the trophy on July 11. Because We want the World Cup. We like the World Cup. We like soccer. We want everything to do with it.
Soccer doesn't need Glenn's permission, or anyone else's, to be embraced, played, LOVED in this country. It is here. It is here to stay. And as the talent continues to grow in the youth ranks, it really is not a question of if, but simply of when the USA will bring that gold trophy home to these shores. (And if you still don't enjoy it? That will be perfectly fine with me.)
Now, I'm heading to bed because my England boys take on Germany in the morning, followed by Mexico vs Argentina in the afternoon.
I love soccer.
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