If you could have any one person (ANYONE) locked in a room so that you could torment them for a day, whom would you choose, and how would you torment them?
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Shemar Moore or LL Cool J would definitely be at the top of my "plesantly" torturing lists...glad to hear the suggestions from others!
But person I'd actually LIKE to torture the most? Dick Cheney. I think I'd just make him sit in a room and listen to Dubya audiotapes all day long and dodge bullets from amateur hunters.
I'm with Susan. I sat and thought about this, trying to think who I hate that much and couldn't think of anyone! And then I knew -- every pedophile in existence. Stuff 'em all on an island, and give them daily pains they never imagined....
I like Nikki's idea except I'd substitute Rush Limbaugh for Beck. And I'd make sure the there was an ample supply of rags for RL's use as he gradually sank into blathering idiocy. But wait - he may already be there!
I like RBlues - except I don't have a Martin to do that with. Working on that, though! Love the phrase that you used "Broke, but not broken.." So true. so true.
Well...I think ALL the pedophiles that I would lock in the room would not be able to walk out after 24 hours due to the *surgeries* I would perform. Heck, most of them wouldn't survive due to loss of blood....
The CEO of BP. I would have him sit in the room, with it slowly filling up with the crap that has washed up in the Wetland Marshes. I wouldn't let him drown, but maybe see if he could tread "water" for awhile.
I would have to say my ex-husband. I would torment him by making him watch videos of my current hubby treating me like a princess. Washing dishes, cleaning our bathroom, laundry, cooking for me, telling me he loves me EVERYTIME we talk on the phone and EVERYTIME one of us leaves--even if it's just to run to the store, telling me how beautiful I am (in his eyes), cuddling with and changing HIS (the ex's) grandbabies' diapers,
pampering me when I don't feel good, how he still holds my hand in public (after 12 years), scraping the snow and ice off the car for me, and how he would NEVER even consider raising his hand to me or any woman for that matter. We may be "broke" but I'm no longer broken--I feel like I won the Lottery when I met Martin.
mine would be simon fuller...i would make him sit and watch an unending loop of this past seasons idol...let him feel what we all felt...maybe things would change afterwards...and no...no bathroom breaks.ohhh im liking this game...gin.
OMG - ANYONE? I think it would be Shemar Moore (the hottest man on earth)...and I wouldn't call what I would do to him "tormenting" exactly...you get the picture! (Phil and I have an agreement, my fantasy cheat is Shemar Moore, his is Heather Locklear)
Shemar Moore or LL Cool J would definitely be at the top of my "plesantly" torturing lists...glad to hear the suggestions from others!
But person I'd actually LIKE to torture the most? Dick Cheney. I think I'd just make him sit in a room and listen to Dubya audiotapes all day long and dodge bullets from amateur hunters.
Posted by: KM | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 at 03:16 PM
I'm with Susan. I sat and thought about this, trying to think who I hate that much and couldn't think of anyone! And then I knew -- every pedophile in existence. Stuff 'em all on an island, and give them daily pains they never imagined....
Posted by: Fran | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 at 02:17 PM
Without a doubt, Sarah Palin. Or perhaps John McCain, so I could personally "thank" him for unleashing Hurricane Sarah on America.
Posted by: Susan in PA | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 at 10:52 AM
I'm with you Katy. Hubby was the #1 thing that sprang to mind.
Posted by: Monikka | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 at 09:47 AM
Lindsay Lohan--I would lock her up with a common sense coach!
Posted by: audreyf | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 at 09:39 AM
I like Nikki's idea except I'd substitute Rush Limbaugh for Beck. And I'd make sure the there was an ample supply of rags for RL's use as he gradually sank into blathering idiocy. But wait - he may already be there!
Posted by: Louis in Florida | Monday, May 31, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Good one- LL Cool J. Torture him slowly but completely ;)
Bad one- pedophiles (any and all) and remove them of their tools ;)
Posted by: Tif K | Monday, May 31, 2010 at 09:27 AM
There wouldn't be enough room in that room for all the people I would like to lock in there! And leave them there! Permanently!
Posted by: Theresa from Virginia | Monday, May 31, 2010 at 07:53 AM
My first thought was along the line of Chicky's. :D Mmm, Brad Pitt. Since it's fantasy, it doesn't matter that he's married (essentially), right?
Posted by: Michelle from VA | Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 10:13 PM
Good luck Bobbsey! They ARE out there. By the way, I wasn't looking when I found mine--he found me.
Posted by: RBlues | Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 04:05 PM
I like RBlues - except I don't have a Martin to do that with. Working on that, though! Love the phrase that you used "Broke, but not broken.." So true. so true.
Posted by: Bobbsey | Sunday, May 30, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Anyone who does anything to hurt or harm children.
Posted by: Stephanie | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Glenn Beck.
I guess being forced to watch an endless loop of Obama speeches, press conferences, photo ops, etc. should just about kill him.
Posted by: Nikki | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 09:51 PM
still IS my husband......
Posted by: Katy | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 07:24 PM
ok, I admit it, my first thought was my own husband......
Posted by: Katy | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 07:15 PM
Well...I think ALL the pedophiles that I would lock in the room would not be able to walk out after 24 hours due to the *surgeries* I would perform. Heck, most of them wouldn't survive due to loss of blood....
Muhahahahahahahaha.....
Posted by: Susen | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 06:41 PM
I would put Sarah Palin sit in a room and make her diagram her own sentences! Word salad, anyone??
Posted by: Susan near Philly | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 02:59 PM
Dick Cheney....waterboarding anyone?
Posted by: Deena, in Rome, WI | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 01:16 PM
My ex....and I wojld just SHOW him the alcohol, he couldn't drink it LOLOLOLOL
Posted by: SusanInFlorida | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Ronnie - you win!
Posted by: ChickyPimp (Kathy) | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 12:26 PM
The CEO of BP. I would have him sit in the room, with it slowly filling up with the crap that has washed up in the Wetland Marshes. I wouldn't let him drown, but maybe see if he could tread "water" for awhile.
Posted by: Gordon | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 11:47 AM
I love the Shemar Moore idea Chicky! I was watching a Criminal Minds marathon last night. Love the flirty interplay between his character and Garcia.
Posted by: Shawn | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 11:21 AM
I would have to say my ex-husband. I would torment him by making him watch videos of my current hubby treating me like a princess. Washing dishes, cleaning our bathroom, laundry, cooking for me, telling me he loves me EVERYTIME we talk on the phone and EVERYTIME one of us leaves--even if it's just to run to the store, telling me how beautiful I am (in his eyes), cuddling with and changing HIS (the ex's) grandbabies' diapers,
pampering me when I don't feel good, how he still holds my hand in public (after 12 years), scraping the snow and ice off the car for me, and how he would NEVER even consider raising his hand to me or any woman for that matter. We may be "broke" but I'm no longer broken--I feel like I won the Lottery when I met Martin.
Posted by: RBlues | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Mine would be Susan Smith, and I would make her watch endless videos of women who can never have children and the grief and despair they feel.
Posted by: Ame | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 09:32 AM
I'll have to think about this one. Although I like Chicky's idea, only with Josh Holloway!
Posted by: Irish M | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 08:54 AM
mine would be simon fuller...i would make him sit and watch an unending loop of this past seasons idol...let him feel what we all felt...maybe things would change afterwards...and no...no bathroom breaks.ohhh im liking this game...gin.
Posted by: ginny | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 08:08 AM
OMG - ANYONE? I think it would be Shemar Moore (the hottest man on earth)...and I wouldn't call what I would do to him "tormenting" exactly...you get the picture! (Phil and I have an agreement, my fantasy cheat is Shemar Moore, his is Heather Locklear)
Posted by: ChickyPimp (Kathy) | Saturday, May 29, 2010 at 07:45 AM