Anyone who keeps up with current events, politics, and the derangement syndrome surrounding the last two lost elections knew it was coming. It was inevitable. The kicking, screaming, tantruming, pants shitting, leg peeing, rambling, vagina obsession, Islam fearmongering, pity-poor-Christians victimhood, war on Christmas BS, and lying was all leading up to it.
Yet here I sit, still amazed at the headline.
North Carolina May Declare Official State Religion Under New Bill
You people - yes, any of YOU who support a bill, hell, a thought, like this, have lost it. You have climbed onto the back of the motorcycle, wrapped your arms around Fonzie, and jumped the constitutional shark.
Your arrogrance is offensive. Your ignorance is astounding. And the blatant cherry picking of the constitution - a document you wetbrained asshats claim to hold so dear (clinging to it as tightly as your guns NO ONE IS COMING FOR) - is reprehensible.
No consideration for the fact that there are literally over 10,000 recorded gods and religions throughout human history - just the egomaniacal belief that YOURS is the right one.
No understanding of history or the reasons the founding fathers knew the dangers of religion and governance co-mingling.
No grasp of the word hypocrisy. That is why the world laughs at you the most. You hide behind portions of the constitution and amendments when it suits YOUR purposes or beliefs, but then have zero compunction about taking a steamy dump on those documents when they protect the rights of those with whom you disagree.
Cling to right to keep and bear arms like some desperate floater off the Titanic, but completely ignore Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof....
I pose this question to one of the sponsors of this bill, Republican Rep Carl Ford: Just what the hell is your problem?
Is it truly the complete inability to see the inverse of your actions? Meaning, how you would respond were your actions used against you but to someone else's advantage? What would the reaction be if a bill was introduced declaring Islam to be the state religion?
What was that? Sorry, I cannot hear you over the sound of the torrent of pee running down your leg.

Tell me, oh chinless wizard (no, your facial fur does not disguise the fact your face melts into your goiterfied neck), Why is that proposal any less valid, right, and true than yours?
What? Because this country was founded as a Christian nation?
Sorry, Carl, but the founding fathers - you know, the guys in wigs and knee britches? - were largely Deists, not cross carrying, knee bending, weepy, hellfire and damnation Christians.
Your notion that The North Carolina General Assembly asserts that the Constitution of the
United States of America does not prohibit states or their subsidiaries
from making laws respecting an establishment of religion is wrong.
North Carolina is not some sovereign country, not some awkward slice of real estate exempt from the laws of the land surrounding it a la the Vatican. You are part of the whole, and the whole is governed by the Constitution and the Amendments.
That your backwater state still has this provision in your constitution?
The following persons shall be disqualified for office:
First, any person who shall deny the being of Almighty God.
Well, that's just precious. And unenforceable. As it has been since 1961.
There is no religious requirement to hold office. Period. End of story. Religion does not make one moral. And it certainly does not make one smart. Look in the mirror, Carl. What stares back at you is inept, ignorant, bigoted, arrogant, STUPID, and callow. And no amount of religion or belief in a "god" is going to change that. In fact, your belief may well be the reason for your condition.
It's certainly the reason for your overbearance.
Is it that hard to simply allow that others believe differently than you? That they were taught - as were you - to believe something apart from what was taught under your roof, in your house of worship? Can you not wrap your mind around the fact that there are countless citizens who simply do not believe in anything other than being a decent human being to others? And that every citizen is equal? Your chosen faith does not magically make you equaller or worthy of more consideration, or the right to literally LORD your choices over others.
Will this bill pass? Sure, there is every likelihood that the equally dim elected officials will shepherd it through. Then what will happen is that millions of tax dollars will be spent as it inevitably ends up at the feet of the courts to be struck down.
And all that will have been is accomplished is ... NOTHING.
Keep your religion in its church. Keep your religion in your head. Keep it the hell away from trying to govern the vaginas, choices, love lives, and beliefs of others.
This is ONE NATION. Not under God. Not under any god. Those words were added back in the 50s. Just as they have not always ridden around on our currency.
I swear, the founding fathers may not have had technology, Google, iPhones, and satellite radio, but what they did have was foresight.
Thank whatever god you do or don't believe in for that.
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