Seriously, I am stymied.
It started when Trump invited Gennifer Flowers - one of the starring players in the Bill Clinton affair drama back in the day - to sit front row at the asswhipping he received debate this past Monday night. Somehow, in his tiny orange mind, having one of the women who freely carried on a consensual affair with Hillary's husband decades ago, was somehow going to do something.
Do what? I have no idea, but then my grey matter is actually grey, not tinged the color of a sunbleached gourd.
Was it supposed to throw her? Scare her? Make her weep?
If you haven't been paying attention, the woman is basically cast iron. Steel, forged by time, experience, facing actual world crisis, and yes, her own marriage's cracks and violations.
She is still standing. Still married.
Once Gennifer Flowers had accepted the invite, and the story began making headlines, people began loudly asking WTF? Seriously, what does she, or anyone from Bill's past, have to do with THIS presidential election? Pundits, pollsters, and regular people began making it known that it was ridiculous. What it was was a sophomoronic dick move. And guess what?
Suddenly her invite vanished.
That did not stop Donald though. Towards the end of the pants-shitting-meltdown-by-the-tan-toddler debate, he actually stated that he was being a gentleman and not bringing up a certain something in order to spare her (Hillary) and Chelsea. Anyone with a brain knew what he was alluding to.
Were we all supposed to go, "Awww, good man, you. Taking the high road and not inserting decades old infidelity that doesn't matter one whit into the debate."?
Well, post getting publicly kicked in the tiny dick debate he ran to the first microphone and patted himself on the back for his restraint, and then indicated he would not hold back in the next debate. "I'm very happy that I was able to hold back" on Bill Clinton's "indiscretions." and that he will "go harder" next debate, bringing up Bill Clinton's infidelities.
I see. Not.
Cue Rudy My-wife-and-kids-found-out-from-the-media-that-I-was-having-an-affair-and-divorcing-her Giuliani. His public meltdown into complete mental diarrhea continued as he went on full blast about how HE would have gone after her about Bill and Monica Lewinsky (another adult who may have been younger, but was old enough to go into her dalliance with Bill with her eyes and mouth wide open).
Again, to what end?
Today, Beavis Eric Trump, lauded his father's restraint. “I mean, he really took the high ground where he had the opportunity to go very, very low." Eric, sunshine, your father lives very low. Shit, he practically crawls.
And today, Trump is back out slithering on the campaign trail and boasting, “I was holding back, I didn’t want to do anything to embarrass her.” But promising he will in the next one.
Here's the thing, Donald - even Chelsea Clinton, who lived through that whole embarrassment while Bill was in the Oval, is openly talking about your bullshit. "[I]t’s a distraction from his inability to talk about what’s actually at stake in this election..." Get it, Trump?
She doesn't care. Hillary doesn't care. Bill doesn't care. We don't care.
If anything, it is laughable to those of us who do not reside on Bullshit Mountain (where facts, reality, and recorded history get stopped and frisked and shot at the border).
Frankly, we would love for you to bring up Bill's infidelity to somehow smear Hillary, as if she is responsible for it. Hell, we know that is what you believe. You have given interviews repeatedly in which you bragged about your own infidelities and how it is "the woman's fault" for not "keeping her man happy".
Do you really think you can somehow break Hillary by bringing up on national TV what was played out on national TV? She will laugh in your face, answer your stupid question, and then go chapter and verse about your own track record, complete with accurate quotes from your mouth.
Way back in 2000, in talking to MSNBC’s Chris Matthews about a hypothetical run, “Can you imagine how controversial I’d be? You think about Clinton and the women. How about me and the women? Can you imagine?”
His long standing motto about women? “You have to treat ’em like s--t.”
After finally getting Marla - who he cheated on Ivana with - (remember, he likes the WIN, that's all) he stated, “I was bored when she was walking down the aisle.”
Think I am making this up? “It’s all about the hunt and once you get it, it loses some of its energy. I think competitive, successful men feel that way about women.” (As quoted in TrumpNation, Timothy L. O’Brien, 2005)
From his book The Art of the Deal, “If I told the real stories of my experiences with women, often seemingly very happily married and important women, this book would be a guaranteed best-seller."
Spare us, Donald. The mere thought of your flaccid, corpulent, bag of skin in flight over someone is enough to take the sight out of a mind's eye.
(And yes, Melania is twirling jewelry like spaghetti in that picture.)
The point here is simple: You've got nothing. Whatever goes on in your middle school maturity mind - visions of Hillary crying at her locker? Hillary's eye's glistening in the klieg lights of the debate stage? Hillary being left open mouthed, stunned, with no reply? - NOT HAPPENING.
Her own daughter is out in public laughing at you about this. They are not embarrassed about it. You have no ground to gain here. Will your horde of WHITEwalkers grab their tiny dicks and cheer at your insults? Sure. In their empty heads they envision getting to snuggle up to Melania if they elect you. They're stupid. And gullible. And behave badly in their own daily lives.
Hillary was cheated on. Hillary lived it very publicly, including her decision to stay with Bill. Many decades have passed. And their marriage is no more our business now than it was then. And you know damned well had she left him you'd be trying to skewer her with that - some religious bullshit about the sanctity of it all, and staying together, and vows. Which would be just as laughable considering your own track record.
But hey, go ahead, keep it up. Encourage your surrogates to keep it up. You only look smaller and smaller each time because in the end? What Bill did has zero to do with Hillary running for President, won't save anyone's life in Aleppo, won't help our racial disparities, won't feed the poor, won't save the next innocent bystander from bullets in a mall, and won't get you any closer to the White House.
Unless you're on a tour.
And honestly, if this is your tactic as some way to portray Hillary as responsible for Bill cheating, and ergo unfit to lead? Well, I would rather take the one cheated on, than the one who openly brags about cheating so many times on his wives. You're like the instructions on a shampoo bottle - lather, rinse, recheat.
Seriously, serial adulterers people in glass penthouses really should not throw boners stones, Donnie.