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Tuesday, August 20, 2013


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Thank you. I will send you the bill for the new laptop I need to get to replace the one that was just ruined by spewed coffee. After all these years, you'd think I'd learn!! ;) ♥

I bet their first dance was to Smell Yo Dick.

SO much class. SO. MUCH. CLASS.

I thought you all might appreciate this. I snagged it off of DListed, my second favorite blog after this one (yes, that was a shameful suck up to Linda ♥).

A proud daughter posted this video of her 43-year-old mother and my new idol working her ass and dropping it low while struttin’ down the aisle to Buckcherry’s “Crazy Bitch,” which is about Parasite Hilton’s sex tape. When a groom is watching the exquisite rose he’s going to spend the rest of his life with work her way down the aisle, he definitely wants to hear the lyrics:
You’re crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I’m on top of it
When I dream, I’m doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on
Those lyrics should’ve been their vows!
Gawker says that of course, YouTube commenters acted like YouTube commenters by throwing jealous hate on the regal bride for redefining the wedding march. She fought back with this:
who made the rule on how my wedding should be and just so you know it was my wedding at my house and they were my guests if and when you ever find anyone to marry your narrow minded self you can have your wedding at your location with your guests in your way and guess what I will respect your choice because I live in the USA and that is what we do here. And thank you to all my friends and family (including my son) who fight or have fought for my freedom to do this
Wow I can promise I am not pregnant and I will bet my IQ is higher then yours and guess what I am employed with a great job and in my job I care for all different people with no judgment. WE had a wedding for us the craziness that is in our heads and all our friends and family get it. Have been told it was greatest wedding people have been too. You all just upset that you don’t have creativity or the balls to live your life freely like we do. Thank GOD I live in the USA
See everyone loved it I have total self respect and proud of everything I do with no regrets and thank GOD I can defend this. All those people are my family they grew up with me and raised me. I stand by this and so does my husband friends and family. All I wish is that I can find a wider shot so you all can see all the guests dancing and rocking out like we always do. I am a 43 year old grandma who rocks out and enjoys life. Proud of me and my family so all that are out there ROCK ON
Tell ‘em, you Crazy Bitch!
That dad only covered his child’s ears, because that boy is way too young to be exposed to this level of sophistication and he hasn’t yet acquired a palate for this kind of elegance.

I am running on fumes, so I had to watch this twice to comprehend it. I still don't think I do. Sue, I felt bad for that dad, too. Something tells me the rest of the ceremony and reception were not any more kid-appropriate than the bride's entrance.

I read something last night about wedding "leases". You don't actually get married - you get leased - like a car. I have decided I am insane, and so is the rest of the world.

I felt bad for the Dad w/the WTH look on his face trying to shield his son from the disaster coming down the aisle!!!!!!!

If you feel as if even your wedding has no meaning unless a million people are there, do something really, really weird and hope it goes viral. Andy Warhol was right!

There are very few times in my life that words have failed me...

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