Ahhh, creativity, ingenuity, the entreprenurial spirit. You have to applaud it.
It's given us every convenience we take for granted, it is how we get ourselves from place to place, how we decorate our homes, prepare our food, dress ourselves, entertain our brains.
And now how we wipe our asses can be added to the list.
German artist, Georg Buchrucker, 32, came up with the idea for "Make Your Own Shitler" toilet paper, and I think it is genius - emblazoned with the face of Hitler, save the ubiquitous mustache - just waiting for your inner Picasshole to start painting.
Given that this man was responsible for one of the shittiest periods in our human history, who wouldn't like to add a homemade 'stache to his face? Serve up a little Lincoln Log love? A skidmark for humanity? A butt propelled blitzkrieg? A personalized swasstika?
Of course, you can always count on the born-with-no-funny-bone contingent to get their Fruit of The Looms in a knotzi. It's disrespectful, not funny, and he should be asshamed.
To those people I say, "Lighten up, Francis." (Bonus points to those who get that movie reference.)
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What can brown do for you?