We are all familiar with those Viagra and Cialis ads which supply the requisite warning about erections lasting longer than 4 hours.
If the wind refuses to leave your sails, you must head to the emergency room to have a physician lower your boom, as it were.
Of course, we all think it is funny. A woody is persistent enough on its own without the added assistance of medication requiring an embarrassing run to the ER.
But the truth is, it can be painful and dangerous. And that ER doctor is not exactly going to dance around your pole in order to alleviate the problem. Treatment of priapism involves needles, drainage, and sometimes surgery.
Not exactly how you'd like your morning glory pruned now, huh?
But men don't care. In fact, the demand for these drugs is so great, that the competition between pharmaceutical companies is, well, stiff. Long gone are the days when it was used by older gentlemen who had trouble engaging their warp drive. College students, yes, young gents who chub up when a gust of wind hits their Levis, are now in regular possession of the pills.
Perhaps though, they should save their tuition and beer money and invest in a motorcycle.
Yeah. 20 months. That's more wood than Home Depot lumber yard.
He claims that after a four hour ride on his 1993 BMW bike and its "ridge-like" seat, he became a human unicorn.
Of course, like any good lawsuit, in addition to lost wages, medical expenses, and "general damage," he is suing for emotional distress. Apparently, having permanently throbbing gristle means he "now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."
I know, I know - I shouldn't laugh .... but .... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No word on if the attorney took his case pro boner.