Geez - I swear, someone needs to throw a net over the matriarch of the Kardashian Famewhore Cult.
The family, famous for NOTHING, is headed up by Kris Jenner - a woman who proves repeatedly that she will do anything to both keep her face in the tabloids and insure her daughters all keep their designated spot in US Weekly.
This weekend she truly plumbed the depths of her AWNS - Attention Whore Neediness Syndrome.
To publicly acknowledge her son Rob's 25th birthday, here is the photo she paired with her birthday greeting on her blog:
I can only imagine how thrilled a 25 year old is to have his mother wish him a happy birthday while completing stealing the spotlight in some pathetic Demi-Moore-Wannabe pose.
It would be like me wishing Culley a Happy 20th in May by posting a pic of me in a bikini. Like Rudy wishing her a happy bday by having me post a picture of him playing soccer when he was 20.
IT'S. NOT. RELEVANT.
Look, I have been pregnant - yes, the female body is a beautiful, wondrous, miraculous, lifegiving creation - yada, yada, yada. But COME ON.
1. The whole celeb pose naked on a magazine cover whilst engorged with child is played out. (Hear me, Jessica Simpson? Save it for your private collection.)
2. IT'S ROB'S BIRTHDAY, KRIS, NOT YOUR DAY TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW YOU LOOKED IN YOUR UNDERWEAR WHILE PREGNANT WITH HIM.
3. Those 80s Toni Basil bangs only looked good on Toni Basil.
Kris - it is true, a picture does say 1,000 words. Sadly, this one starts with, "Hi, my name is Kris Jenner and IT'S ALL ABOUT ME."