Geez - I swear, someone needs to throw a net over the matriarch of the Kardashian Famewhore Cult.
The family, famous for NOTHING, is headed up by Kris Jenner - a woman who proves repeatedly that she will do anything to both keep her face in the tabloids and insure her daughters all keep their designated spot in US Weekly.
This weekend she truly plumbed the depths of her AWNS - Attention Whore Neediness Syndrome.
To publicly acknowledge her son Rob's 25th birthday, here is the photo she paired with her birthday greeting on her blog:
Yeah.
I can only imagine how thrilled a 25 year old is to have his mother wish him a happy birthday while completing stealing the spotlight in some pathetic Demi-Moore-Wannabe pose.
It would be like me wishing Culley a Happy 20th in May by posting a pic of me in a bikini. Like Rudy wishing her a happy bday by having me post a picture of him playing soccer when he was 20.
IT'S. NOT. RELEVANT.
Look, I have been pregnant - yes, the female body is a beautiful, wondrous, miraculous, lifegiving creation - yada, yada, yada. But COME ON.
1. The whole celeb pose naked on a magazine cover whilst engorged with child is played out. (Hear me, Jessica Simpson? Save it for your private collection.)
2. IT'S ROB'S BIRTHDAY, KRIS, NOT YOUR DAY TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW YOU LOOKED IN YOUR UNDERWEAR WHILE PREGNANT WITH HIM.
3. Those 80s Toni Basil bangs only looked good on Toni Basil.
Kris - it is true, a picture does say 1,000 words. Sadly, this one starts with, "Hi, my name is Kris Jenner and IT'S ALL ABOUT ME."
I had no idea who these women were until someone advised me that Kris was married to Bruce Jenner at one time (big whoop), who by the way looks like a freak now from plastic surgery. And what's so sad is, that if you asked someone who our state represenatives are they couldn't tell you, but they could tell you the latest Kardashian tweet.
Posted by: Katy | Monday, March 19, 2012 at 09:05 AM
She is currently married to Bruce Jenner. She was married to now deceased Robert Kardashian (of OJ Simpson attorney "fame").
Posted by: Linda Sharp to Katy | Monday, March 19, 2012 at 09:09 AM
Ah, everything related to "fame" with this whole family belongs in snarky quotation marks...
Posted by: Debbie0116 | Monday, March 19, 2012 at 09:36 AM
She and Dina Lohan are the biggest fame whoring mamas in the history of show biz. My guess is that by mid summer she will have engineered another wedding or pregnancy somewhere amidst her brood to keep the publicity train rolling.
Posted by: Nikki | Monday, March 19, 2012 at 09:59 AM
Linda: Thanks for the info. Just shows how little attention I pay to them!! :-D
Posted by: Katy to Linda S | Monday, March 19, 2012 at 10:50 AM
And I did watch the trial, but until doing a google search just now, didn't remember him at all. I more remember Johnny Cockrin, F. Lee Bailey and Barry Scheck.
Posted by: Katy to Linda S | Monday, March 19, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Thats one more image I could have lived my whole life without seeing. Thanks Linda (she said snarkily)
Posted by: Chicky | Monday, March 19, 2012 at 02:15 PM
Katy - Robert was his attorney and friend prior to getting arrested. He is the one who read OJ's farewell letter right before the now infamous slow speed chase in the white bronco. Don't think he was much involved with the criminal trial, if at all.
Posted by: Shawn in So Cal | Monday, March 19, 2012 at 03:34 PM