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LMAO Toni - that was FAB!

Worship the cock? Is he serious? HAHAHAHAHAHA I think you should get on your knees and worship the poonanny bitch. Without it you are nothing!

I think I just barfed

Please tell me this is some high school tech classes idea of a joke because it is just about a their level.

EEEEWWWW! Just EEEEEWWW!

If they weren't so obviously complete morons who can't be expected to know any better, I'd be offended on several different levels.

Yes, it's rude and crude and so on - but who would have expected any differently? What actually bugs me is their reference to lesbians and gender identity, as if the two actually had anything to do with each other. Sexuality is completely separate from gender identity.

I just puked in my mouth....again. What a bunch of lonely losers. I'm thinking their sponsor is Viagra.

I have never seen someone so LESS deserving of the moniker "real man" in my life.

The Prophet? Thanks for starting my day with such a great laugh.

Hello:

I'm a member of the "Toronto Real Men", the world's only anti-metrosexual organization, run by "Dimitri The Lover", aka "The Prophet". In the same way that John Connor fights the machines for survival of humanity in “The Terminator”, The Prophet has dedicated his life to fight "Metrosexuality" for the survival of masculinity. He is a modern-day Rasputin ... a real-life Tyler Durden.

Here is the web site for the "Toronto Real Men": http://torontorealmen.com ... if you go to the section in the menu on the left titled "Meeting Announcements", then click on "August", you will understand everything he is trying to do. Also, if you click on the link on the left titled "Media Centre", there's both a radio interview and an appearance in a documentary so you can hear The Prophet speak.

Also, everyone knows that women in Toronto are stuck up and play games. Here is how The Prophet deals with a single woman that likes him but still refuses to cough up her number ... he hands her this flyer: http://pics.livejournal.com/suspiciouslump/pic/00001pse

Here is a link to some animations that have been banned by YouTube but give you a great indication of The Prophet's philosophy: http://dimitrithelover.com/animation.html ... the "Crucifixion of Dimitri" represents how he has suffered for all men.

Finally, here is The Prophet's main web site: http://dimitrithelover.com

We heard at the last meeting that his Hollywood film (the one that the producers of Borat and Bruno created) is completed and should be released in the next few months. Then the world will know the truth about what The Prophet is doing to rid the world of feminism once and for all.

WORSHIP THE COCK !!!

J.

Yes, I posted both of his sites above. What a piece of work.

There is also this website: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/

Curious as to how coming off as a total bag o' douche is supposed to be appealing - even to men.

Linda, you just helped this guy in his viral campaign -- the whole thing is a fake to promote his classes and alleged upcoming movie:

http://torontorealmen.com http://dimitrithelover.com

I can't imagine why she didn't call him.

Bwahahahahaha!

You hear about guys like this but you just assume they are urban legends -- you know, like alligators swimming in the sewers of NY trying to climb through your toilet bowl.

But this guy is worse than that!

LMAO Toni. Oh my word. Bless his heart (as we say in the south).

*couldn't.

Yay, you posted it! This is just so hilarious, I could stop laughing. Remember ladies, he's a catch and there's NOTHING wrong with him! :P

I'm torn between laughing till I pee all over the house, or ripping his balls off and feeding them to him with a spoon.
I got you "elegant lady" swinging.

Good Lord, the red flags are flying all around me!!! This guy has control issues right from the get-go and he thinks he is "completely normal"????? He has his facebook page set to "private"...damn...I would like to give him a taste of what a completely independent, confident woman is all about!

I heard this from a male friend a week or so ago - LMAO- I wish I could meet such a quality man like Dimitri. I hope they are not only in Canada. What a catch he is. :p

I actually heard this when they did it on the local Toronto radio station, and had my friend send me an email later about it. My God! I had to take a step back and check the guy's name because I had a guy named Nico leave me similar messages, except this guy after meeting me at a dance,and again bugging me for a contact number, left 10, yes, 10!! messages (over 2 days) saying that he was in love with me and couldn't understand why I wasn't taking his calls or returning his messages.

Is it a Greek thing, or what? I tend to think it's the Toronto breed of Greeks.

Yikes!!!!

oh baby...this coming Thursday or did I miss it? please tell me I didn't miss it. I would become so depressed I would have to take meds and may recall some past abuses and quit acting like an elegant lady. Then my looks would go to hell and I wouldn't be able to function and would become too timid to make a phone call by 3:00.
I don't think I can handle the pressure. ARRGGHHH

What a turd - Dimitri the turd

lol... The guy's a legend in his own mind.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Catch and Release!!!

Oh boy, what a CATCH??????

You have got to be KIDDING me!?!?

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