Dog IS God Spelled Backwards...

Received this from a few people and it made me smile...

TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?  Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the ' Chrysler Beagle'?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1. I will not eat the cat's food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, horse manure, etc. just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose in to someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear  God: When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles  back?   

Comments

[Michelle in IL]

I love this!!! Needed the laugh after dealing with my 3 dogs this morning. They are such prissy boys- it was raining and they hate the rain and went out- had a look that said "Mom are you kidding me- I can't get wet" and RAN back into the house!!!!!

[Jamie in WI]

My dog did the same thing!! I opened the door & she looked at me like "Are YOU going to pee outside too - cause I'm not!" I had to give her hind end a gentle push out the door to get her moving & she actually gave me a dirty look. I had to chuckle.
Thanks for the laugh today!

[Theresa from Virginia]

I love these kinds of stories, like the kitty pictures yesterday.

In a world full of frustrations, hurt, anger, sadness, loneliness, and often just negativity in general, you can always depend on your pets for unconditional love.

Plus this is really funy!

[Tina in WI to Jamie and Michelle]

OK, we have the same rain but definitely different dogs. I had to go out and call the dogs back in - they would have stayed out all day!

I really like the list at the end - I can't decide which # is my favorite (although after today 9 is pretty high).

[Alexandra]

Send some rain this way please! We could really use it!