I know, I know - I have been remiss. It's been a while since I let you in on some of the more "choice" keywords folks have Googled only to find themselves here at DGMS.
Obviously, since the AP article on David Cook, there have been thousands and thousands of queries for my name, the blog name, and the word "cougar", and I hope those who have clicked through have liked what they find here.
However, in some cases I imagine a few folks are sorely disappointed by where they end up...
Tiny denim shorts asscrack - Googling for a plumber?
Linda Sharp blog bobcat - That's COUGAR, thankyouverymuch...
Dr. Phil Sexy - now THIS person needs help
Billy Dan Carroll - lots of people in disbelief out there, or lots of people looking to caravan to Austin for a public tarring and feathering
Monkeys wacking off - OK, that just made me laugh - and you people think I entertain YOU?
Rhinocerus rectum - is this a medical condition, a Fear Factor recipe, or were you actually Googling for the real deal?
Thang cap do - That's Ms. Thang Cap Do to you
Linda Sharp and David Cook - "sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
Severe jock itch cures - Uhhhhhh, scratching?
David Cook naked - Like this surprises me. People are STILL Googling for Naked Kellie Pickler and finding THIS when they get here:
So, I guess I shouldn't disappoint those looking for DC in his birthday suit. Here you go:
Dog eating sauerkraut - Dog would be sleeping outside
Sex with vegetables - please tell me this person meant the garden variety
Do Catholic priests have sex? - Forgive me Father, for I have inned?
Donkey copulation - hee huh? hee huh? hee huh?